What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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