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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Obama walks into a hospital....

How high is the sky? True or False

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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