- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??