What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock!? . . No.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

im not black, im Joseph Kony

God is real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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