- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

my wife out of the kitchen

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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