- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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