2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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13 =B you just learned something

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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