Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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