What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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