Knock knock, COME IN!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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