- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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