What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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