- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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