What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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