- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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