- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

you see theres this guy.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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