Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Chris Bosh's neck

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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