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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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