- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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