- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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