- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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