why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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