- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A: Do you like it B: No

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Fat? Jesse Z

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