- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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