- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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