What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Adam Chebali is awesome

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What comes after 69? 70

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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