- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Whats 1+1? window!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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