- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

say it ten times fast: oh

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Eric is gay Ha

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

And you honored it I see :P

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