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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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