- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

John Cena for president

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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