knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Ily bae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A Serbian Film

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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