To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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