- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Do the roar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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