- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Guess what What

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

rent a cops

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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