Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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