- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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