- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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