- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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