Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I'm Polish.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

hey hey apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

i wonder who made this website? a human

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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