A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Women

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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