What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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