- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

i have two hands.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

nolan is gay

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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