What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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