Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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