- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

woman's rights

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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