Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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