A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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