- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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