- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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