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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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