- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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