- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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