Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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