- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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