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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A jew enters a mall.

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