A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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