- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

school homewrok

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Pianos.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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