- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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