- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

they're dead. idiot.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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