A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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