- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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