- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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