Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

No your aunties a joke

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I enjoy Popcorn

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A gay man watches football.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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