- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

black people

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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