- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

WOw you have no life

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

where's mom I killed her

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

so...um, yeah

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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