What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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autistic kids rock

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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