- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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