- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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