Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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