- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

women's rights

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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