what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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