After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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