- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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