Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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I'm Polish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A: Do you like it B: No

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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