- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

this website is a bad joke

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??