- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A man was shot. He died.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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