Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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