- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Dead girls can't say no.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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