- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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