- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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