- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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