What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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