In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Yanter, Look it up

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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