What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo mama is so fat she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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