Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock. Shut up.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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