- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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