Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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