Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How old are you? 7

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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