WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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derp

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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your life

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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jews

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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