Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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