What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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