- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A woman walks into a bar.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

binladin walks into the american seals

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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