Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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ask me if im a door yes

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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