What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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dyslexic's Untie

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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