What does? 42

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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