Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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