whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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