what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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João Duarte reads this.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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hi jonny

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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