a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Anti Joke

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