- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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