A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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