What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Canadians

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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