- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Gretta has five legs? -no

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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