- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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