Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A women left the kitchen.

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Immigration Laws

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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