- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock, Knock Who's There

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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