What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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