- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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