a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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someone called someone else a frog

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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