- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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