A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Katy Perry

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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