- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Dwarf Shortage

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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