- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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