Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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A fat guy!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Wenis Penis

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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