Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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