- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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