- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A woman walks into a bar.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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