What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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