- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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