why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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i dont fisish anythi

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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No your aunties a joke

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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