"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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