What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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