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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Good job, son.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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