What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

knock knock go away

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Knock, Knock Come in

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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