- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How old are you? 7

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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