- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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