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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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