- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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