- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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