How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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can you touch your toes? no

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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