why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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