- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

quantum physics?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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