- Anti Joke

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Katy Perry

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground