A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A bar walks into a man

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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