Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How old are you? 7

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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