Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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