- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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